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This is a collection of mentionable stuff that various people have said or written.

"Duct tape is like the force: it has a dark side and a light side, and it binds the universe together."
 
"Go out on a limb; that's where the fruit is."
- T-shirt tag
 
 
"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind."
-Gandhi
 
"Don't you worry about Planet Express; let me worry about blank."
-Philip J. Fry
 
"I'm a vegetarian, but it's not so much because i like animals, it's because i really hate plants"
-Luke W.
 
"...They all said it was daft to build a castle in a swamp, but i built it anyway, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second castle. It sank into the swamp. I built a third castle. That one burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth castle..."
-Prince Herbert's father (from Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
 
"Miss Hoover, my worm went in my mouth and i ate it, can i have another one?"
-(if you don't know who said this, you'd better hope i don't know where you live)
 
"I'll give you whatever you want! Money! Women! ... Men?"
-Stewie Griffin
 
"Young lady, in this house we observe the laws of thermodynamics!"
-Homer

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