"Go out on a limb; that's where the fruit is."

- T-shirt tag

 

 

"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind."

-Gandhi

 

"Don't you worry about Planet Express; let me worry about blank."

-Philip J. Fry

 

"I'm a vegetarian, but it's not so much because i like animals, it's because i really hate plants"

-Luke W.

 

"...They all said it was daft to build a castle in a swamp, but i built it anyway, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second castle. It sank into the swamp. I built a third castle. That one burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth castle..."

-Prince Herbert's father (from Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

 

"Miss Hoover, my worm went in my mouth and i ate it, can i have another one?"

-(if you don't know who said this, you'd better hope i don't know where you live)

 

"I'll give you whatever you want! Money! Women! ... Men?"

-Stewie Griffin

 

"Young lady, in this house we observe the laws of thermodynamics!"

-Homer